Maybe interest is limited for an updated adaptation of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for stylish excess. However, it has to be said: his lavishly upholstered vampire romance boasts bold vision and flair – and in all its Hammer-y cheesiness, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer over Eggers’s dignified recent take of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, like a particular moment that seems to depict a geographic divide between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz plays a witty yet careworn man of the church pursuing the undead – it feels natural for him to tackle this role before – who arrives in Paris in 1889 to mark the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the sinister Dracula, enacted by the body-horror veteran Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone evoking Carell’s Gru character in the Despicable Me films. This character he seemed destined to play.
Here’s the premise: Dracula has traveled ceaselessly the earth in torment for hundreds of years following his rise as one of the undead, a punishment due to his blasphemous mourning over the death of his spouse Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, the offspring of Rosanna Arquette). the vampire has been searching, searching, searching for a female who would be the return of his deceased partner. Unfortunately, the chosen woman proves to be Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the modest betrothed of Dracula’s feeble property handler, Jonathan Harker (played by Ewens Abid), who lately visited to Dracula’s fortress to negotiate his land assets and the tiny painting of the charming Mina drew the vampire’s attention.
Besson structures Dracula’s second-act backstory of worldwide travels in various outrageous costumes confidently, and he willingly includes giving us some comedy moments in the style of Mel Brooks – like Dracula’s ongoing failed efforts to end his own life following Elisabeta’s passing, in addition to farcical scenes that result after Dracula applies to himself with a specific fragrance in historic Florence, which makes him irresistible to women. Outlandish but entertaining.
Dracula is on digital platforms beginning on the first of December and on DVD and Blu-ray from 22 December. It plays in Australian cinemas starting February 5, 2026.
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